Don Martin Ipsum

A random text generator based on the onomatopoeias of Mad Magazine's Don Martin

Yaah. Chk chk cha gonk brbbrbbring . Chomp chomp. Gluk gluk gluk gluk. Spazoosh sssssssst.


Bloom bloom. Flit. Wam wam wam wam wam. Phooo phooo. Crunch. Flik. Bloom bloom. Fizzazzit. Zownt. Broodoot.


Doont. Pffft frack . Splish. Glit. K chook. Chonk chonk chonk. Gashklitz. Chuga chuga chuga chuga. Grrown. Beedoop. Krak. Gack. Zweech. Gorshle gush. Wee haah.


Thump thump thump thump. Ploip. Rumble rumble. Thunck. Vowm. Glangadang galoon glong gadong. Fabadap. Thwak. Going gadoing gadang gloing. Thap thap thap. Bloom bloom. Clack clack clatter clatter. Foomp . Shlook. Wink wink winkity wink blink. Tikatik chirp. Bleep. Brap. Skreek. Breet broot. Bzzt bzzt. Tromp tromp tromp. Jugarum. Ding ding ding ding ding. Dit dit. Pop sproing ging. Blink blink. Awk. Wam wam wam wam wam. Toodle.


  • Sproing
  • Chomp chomp
  • Boom
  • Chomp chomp urp slurp glurk
  • Spritz

  1. Whap
  2. Ahweeeeee ak
  3. Klak
  4. Thwop
  5. Shlurk shlork mmm shlurk gurgle ahhh glukle glik