Don Martin Ipsum

A random text generator based on the onomatopoeias of Mad Magazine's Don Martin

Gaah. Shhh. Shlook. Skreek. Fweep.


Thugawunk. Fwisk glurk. Ack gak gark . Wong thuk . Kweek kweek . Clik clik. Klang. Breebeep. Shklazitch yarg . Kachunk shook shook shook shook.


Shmuzorft. Smak. Blink blink. Shklorp. Zap. Blam. Klik klak grak thak. Poink. Thap thap thap. Huffle puffle. Fwump. Shklik shklik shklik shlikle shlak sklik sklush shklakle splak. Krunch. Poink. Klik.


Dooba dooba deebe deebe repeat times . Gloot gloot. Vowm. Fagroon klumble klumble. Phooo phooo. Growwwwmmm. Blorp. Ging goyng. Poink. Clatta cak claka. Schloop. Toof thaff fak. Furshglurk. Blam blam. Shook shook shook shook shook. Klunk. Foosh fwizzish. Wong thuk . Plop. Sniff. Paf. Whoosh. Pflap. Nok nok nok nok. Chip chip chip chip. Shploip. Zzt chomp. Plunk. Sloople glik splorp. Ksssh.


  • Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
  • Zik zik zik
  • Kakroosh
  • Poing thuk
  • Skweek skweek

  1. Kachunk
  2. Wham wham wham wham wham
  3. Doont
  4. Plink plink plonk
  5. Gack