Don Martin Ipsum

A random text generator based on the onomatopoeias of Mad Magazine's Don Martin

Kipf kapf koff koff. Paf. Fursh glurgle glug glug glug. Gluk . Skreeeeeeek.


Glink. Kluk kluk kluk kluk. Skroinch. Skroinch. Hakkle slice shlurp boil rip hac chomp cook eat tear chompity chomp etc . Snap. Brap. Aaaagh eeeeeooow ack ugh ugh mmp agh aeek. Tik tika times bing chika chunk thwizzik zak bing. Spa zunch.


Sproing. Kachunk. Klunk. Zzzzz. Varoom vroom spak broom sput pow growrrooom . Pwoing. Klik. Wink wink winkity wink blink. Klomp. Rrrrreerrr. Klik chikaklak chaklak. Poing. Klik klik chaklak. Fwip. Ferrip .


Flik. Klik klik chaklak. Plortch. Bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing. Blit. Pblrblpsft. Sproing ging. Slobble. Fwisk glurk. Spamamp mabbit flabadap gonk. Klonk. Clik clik clik clik. Mmmmm smack. Spop. Putt. Ulp . Fwoosh. Whir snip whirr snip. Going gadoing gadang gloing. Putt. Bong. Poink . Skreech. Gaskrooch. Krakle. Bloom bloom. Gloop times glut. Grunch grunch gashlikt . Thlup. Cheep.


  • Skweek skweek
  • Clack clack clatter clatter
  • Plink plink plonk
  • Urrsssh ursshhh
  • Pat pat pat pat

  1. Sklazoncho
  2. Ksssh
  3. Shika shika shika
  4. Poink
  5. Spitz spopple spatz