Don Martin Ipsum

A random text generator based on the onomatopoeias of Mad Magazine's Don Martin

Glink. Vroom. Klak klak clatter clatter glikle klik klak glakkle. Wooosh times . K chook.


Plablablablab. Clik clik. Thud. Karrak fizzitz pow. Skwappo. Splak. Flifflaff. Knock knock knock. Chaka chaka chaka chaka. Ooh.


Slurk glurkle glup. Zit mop floom fak swat. Ripf. Thort. Arargh . Tap tap tap. Chirp. Thump times . Ding ding ding ding ding. Ferrip . Krunchle krakle shklink skrotch. Bong. Bong. Zat. Shlook.


Caw caw caw. Smak. Shkliksa . Kloink. Chomp glork glurkle chomp. Not a sound. Flifflaff. Floba dap . Ga shpluct. Hushle. Kloobada doobada kloobada doobada. Thwap. Grunch grunch gashlikt . Arargh . Skreeeee. Bong. Krak. Flot. Gorshle gush. Shnorkle. Gloochle gloochle glutch. Breep breep. Dang. Twong. Bap. Foomp . Kwoip. Breet breet. Poing geen geen. Pam.


  • Faba daba zap
  • Hushle
  • Aaht aahht bloooot
  • Stroinggoink
  • Bzzzt chunka chunka zikkik zikkik fween zooka zooka

  1. Skreekle gleep skronk
  2. Sputz
  3. Skreeeeee
  4. Kachunk
  5. Thhhut thhhht