Don Martin Ipsum

A random text generator based on the onomatopoeias of Mad Magazine's Don Martin

Krash. Fursh glurgle glug glug glug. Pittoo tffp thooo thaff pittooie. Mmp arg eck. Hushle.


Skazeech skazooch skazeech skazooch. Thort. Glit glit glit glit gloydoip glit glikity glit glont. Klik. Chomp chomp urp slurp glurk. Zip. Zwit zwit zwit. Klink. Aooga aoooga aoooga aooga. Krunchle krakle shklink skrotch.


Klak. Sklurk. Swit. Breep breep. Going. Boom. Crash bash rip gazap. Fwooshsh splosh galooom fsssh. Bloom bloom. Fwoosh. Poit. Floof. Ying ying. Skweek skweek. Hush.


Glit glort bleeble durp glit glort bleeble durp. Klik klak grak thak. Ploosh flapf. Rumboom blooma doom booma roomba. Swit. Spash. Sproing. Fip fip. Tik tik skreee. Aaaagh eeeeeooow ack ugh ugh mmp agh aeek. Fwoosh spashle. Shook shook shook shook shook. Klingdinggoon. Zzzzzzzz. Thud. Snip . Kkchk few. Swit plop. Paf. Rah ooom. Shkliksa . Snip snip. Blit. Thwuk. Bzzownt . Fagroon klumble klumble. Brak grak. Rumble rumble. Fush. Twong.


  • Fwisk fwisk fwiskitty fwask
  • Spamp
  • Hm m m m m m m m m m m m m m m
  • Chomp chomple slurp glup
  • Splat

  1. Skweek skweek
  2. Skreekle gleep skronk
  3. Foom
  4. Splash splishle splish splosh spashle glish splesh
  5. Glit glort bleeble durp glit glort bleeble durp