Don Martin Ipsum

A random text generator based on the onomatopoeias of Mad Magazine's Don Martin

Spush. Thoof foing. Shkalink shkaloink shkalink shkaloink. Wap. Growwwwmmm.


Rrrrreerrr. Sklishk. Swif. Pink. Krash. Whap . Crunch. Gashklitzka. Klang. Skroinch.


Gluk gluk gloople splort. Mowm. Chakunk ding rip. Dingalina dingalinga. Zzzzzzzzz. Plunk. Wap. Sknosh. Rah ooom. Caw caw caw. Kazop . Blam bloom blam bloom. Breet breet. Thhlorp. Floot thwip thop klop.


Tikatik chirp. Arrarghnnarrgh. Skreek. Bong. Slobble. Splash splishle splish splosh spashle glish splesh. Zooo tweee. Thoo doink. Yargh. Weeooweeoooo. Klik. Huffle puffle. Snip snip. Ding. Splazoosh. Shhh. Huffpuff hmmmmahhh mmmmmmhuffa puffagasp . Ooh. Clik klak. Smak. Skreeeeeeek. Sploosh. Oof . Zat. Oonk oonk bleep. Gurn gurn gurn gurn gurn gurn gurn gurn. Breedeet. Rip tear arrgh garrgh. Skniffle. Blam blam blam.


  • Gloop
  • Blib blib blib blib
  • Dink dink dink dink
  • Walk
  • Thoo paf

  1. Bravo bravo
  2. Swap
  3. Kachoo kachaah kash slapth
  4. Wheeah wheeah
  5. Scrape scrape scrape