Don Martin Ipsum

A random text generator based on the onomatopoeias of Mad Magazine's Don Martin

Ksssh. Katoof. Zweech. Snap. Caw caw caw.


Bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing. Thwap. Oggock. Ripf. Glut . Stamp stamp. Thloop . Shpliple droot glort. Skweek skweek. Thwak.


Klik vroom spoosh. Thiz ziz ziz ziz. Kachoo kachaah kash slapth . Skazeech skazooch skazeech skazooch. Flip blap blap. Fabadap. Chuga chuga chuga chuga. Plablablablabl. Splorp blatch thwip blif plorf blap. Snip. Shook. Thwap. Sklork. Plop. Smak.


Hm m m m m m m m m m m m m m m. Mowm. Skroik. Plak. Snap. Kluk kluk kluk kluk. Glangadang galoon glong gadong. Xmng . Stamp times . Clip clap clip clap clip clap. Fxlgxtlkfxg . Bam bam boom boom. Arrargh wamp blamp oof yug. Tip tippity tap. Zip. Zip. Pop . Swit. Zzzz zzt znik snuffle snork. Schlit. Klik sproing. Kopf gahoff puff kapf. Shnorkle. Kchgghck. Sploydoing. Sproing ging. Huffpuff hmmmmahhh mmmmmmhuffa puffagasp . Kwoip. Skreek. Skreeeek.


  • Chop chop
  • Glut
  • Shhh
  • Breedeet
  • Jugarum

  1. Sklerch
  2. Sputz
  3. Blam bloom blam bloom
  4. Bloom bloom
  5. Skreek