Don Martin Ipsum

A random text generator based on the onomatopoeias of Mad Magazine's Don Martin

Zowm. Zweech. Rumboom blooma doom booma roomba. Blorp. Brak grak.


Bliomp. Skreeeeee. Glug glug glug glug. Chonk. Bzzzt whir screeeezt . Bleep. Flif flaf flizaff. Fwisk fwisk fwiskitty fwask. Tweedle. Oomp doomp.


Plunk sploosh splash. Ploosh flapf. Fweep. Shpliple droot glort. Kwapp . Thaploof. Paf. Klik. Fluk groon groon groon groon splazitch splazatch. Sproing. Bing bing bing bing bing. Krik. Gashook grunch. Clik clik clik clik. Wunk.


Tromp tromp tromp. Tingalinga. Toon. Ploosh flapf. Thwop. Tik tik tik tik. Skrak. Thoomp. Ging ging. Fwee . Paf. Sploydoing. Klik. Paf tooong. Fwipada dipada fwipada dipada. Poit . Skapasch. Plork. Plurp. Gluk. Blidit. Klik sproing. Gaah. Pop. Garunk gasploosh garunk gasploosh. Sklork. Shook shook shook shook shook. Klik klik chaklik. Oooh. Vroon.


  • Ploosh flapf
  • Fap
  • Sklishk
  • Wak nine times
  • Varoom rowm

  1. Mmmmm smack
  2. Blink blink
  3. Zik zik zik
  4. Plap
  5. Blidit