Don Martin Ipsum

A random text generator based on the onomatopoeias of Mad Magazine's Don Martin

Wee wee wee wee wee. Snap krak. Klang bang kaloong klong. Thikoosh. Swit plop.


Hakkle slice shlurp boil rip hac chomp cook eat tear chompity chomp etc . Foof. Chimp chimp. Beeyoop. Flap flap . Shkliksa . Zownt. Krash. Arrargle . Chomp chomp chomp chomp.


Blam blam. Fxlgxtlkfxg . Yip yip. Klik klak. Oomp doomp. Glink. Fluk groon groon groon groon splazitch splazatch. Skruncha skruncha wiz ga wiz. Doont. Glit. Flaffliff. Tip tippity tap. Going. Kachunk shook shook shook shook. Ding.


Flop. Klink glink. Awk gak argh gasp. Glit glit glit glit. Fap. Thhhut thhhht . Poit. Bravo bravo hooray bravo yippee. Sknitch. Zip. Whirr snip whirr snap . Wheeah wheeah . Chika chunk. Flik. Yowyowyow. Sizafitz. Pop sproing ging. Kachunk. Klik. Cheep. Sniff sniff sniff sniff. Glink. Bing bong. Katoof. Skreeeek. Plop. Snap snap. Splap. Klink glink glunk. Ssat.


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  1. Klik
  2. Wap wap wap wap
  3. Skreeeee
  4. Zik zock foon fit klunk
  5. Yip yip yip