Don Martin Ipsum

A random text generator based on the onomatopoeias of Mad Magazine's Don Martin

Thwak. Ploip. Shklurk. Kachunk. Plortch.


Poing geen geen. Chonk. Tood tood. Ging ging. Whisk. Gashplutzga. Blam bloom blam bloom. Fwaddapp . Skrakit skrakit. Boom.


Tap tap tap . Ging ging. Blink blink. Floof. Sproing. Glit glit glit glit gloydoip glit glikity glit glont. Zik zock foon fit klunk. Kluk gazoont blam blam. Kerackk . Schklurt. Pink. Glink plink glunk dink. Ging goyng. Crunch. Yargh.


Snip snip. Klink glink glunk. Garrargh . Ogh . Zit zit zit zit zat zat swizap . Kiss kiss kiss kiss. Zzz glap. Blink blonk blink blonk. Blink blink. Glug glug glug glug. Fweep. Twong. Snap ploobadoof. Ying ying. Blit. Gashklitzka. Oookk awk . Eech. Fwoosh spashle. Plap. Klik klak. Shklizich . Thwap. Onnnnnghk fweeeeeeeee. Klunk. Pop . Klink klink klink . Krak. Zownt. Plork blut.


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  • Glit
  • Thwock
  • Kwoip
  • Glorp

  1. Whoosh
  2. Snip
  3. Awk
  4. Ploosh flapf
  5. Snip snip snip snip