Don Martin Ipsum

A random text generator based on the onomatopoeias of Mad Magazine's Don Martin

Crash. Tik tik skreee. Broom. Klink glink. Zzzz.


Fwooshsh splosh galooom fsssh. Glit. Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Klik klik chaklak. Tikatik chirp. Sputz spitza chukkunk clunk. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Zownt. Crunch. Skwappo.


Hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic. Kwoip. Furshglurk. Rumble umble rumble. Kalloon. Thuthhhh . Brap. Weeeooooweeeooo weeeoooo weeoooo weeeoooowee. Sloople glik splorp. Sploydoing. Fwisk. Smak. Yargh. Dig dig dig dig dig dig. Boom.


Gaah. Klang bang kaloong klong. Splap . Pop. Sprizawitz. Toowoo. Thwap. Thoomp. Tood tood. Spoof. Snap. Smak. Fwapada dapada fwapada dapada. Crunch. Pwoing. Zzz glap. Fwee . Pblrblpsft. Shif shaf shabamp mamp shompah bombah dimpah mimpah fomp dabomp gadiff gadiff gadaff gadaff gasmitch gasmatch kaboff fapadda dapadda swipadda dipadda fap spmap gamop. Krash. Foosh fwizzish. Klik klak grak thak. Zweet. Zzzz zzzz zzzz. Breep breep. Kerackk . Fffrrraapft . Sproing. Nok nok nok nok. Gaskrooch.


  • Sizafitz
  • Hakkle slice shlurp boil rip hac chomp cook eat tear chompity chomp etc
  • Going
  • Paf
  • Splat

  1. Fwee
  2. Gaah
  3. Foosh
  4. Klink galink
  5. Kwonk