Don Martin Ipsum

A random text generator based on the onomatopoeias of Mad Magazine's Don Martin

Sssst . Poit . Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Glit glort bleeble durp glit glort bleeble durp. Klik klik klik.


Plurp. Shooo. Kachunk ging pssssh. Grrr. Crash. Dit dit dit dit dit. Thikoosh. Fweep. Broom groom broom . Plunk.


Zap. Splitch. Voofen voofen . Schklurt. Skniffle. Fidip fidip. Plak. Smak. Swif. Klikrunk glink chakunk. Oggock. Thwak. Tzing tzong tzoong tzwang. Fwump. Klik.


Fwisk fwisk. Doip . Sklorsh. Rip tear arrgh garrgh. Sknikle. Glut. Klink klink klink . Skronch. Vwoo. Hush. Blink blink. Kaboomm. Yaah. Thwat. Shika shika shika. Bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing. Glawk . Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Sklork. Shklorp. Thwak. Bzownt. Flik. Fwisk glurk. Klik klik chaklik. Bzownt. Shkwitz shkwitz. Hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic. Broodoot. Dit clunk.


  • Plunk times
  • Whirr whirr
  • Poit
  • Klak klak klak klak
  • Wham wham wham wham wham

  1. Kapf kapf kahikf koff kahak kapf gak gahak
  2. Klump
  3. Hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic
  4. Thunck
  5. Bravo bravo